Friday, July 5, 2013

Muslim Brotherhood: Hey, We Don't Want to Start Any Rumors or Nothin', But Your New Egyptian President is a Jewwww

And of course they say that Israel was somehow involved.

Comments

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 12:59 PM (bJm7W)

Posted by: The Jews at July 05, 2013 01:00 PM (19AvL)

3 Those MB fellows sure have a sense of humor.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 01:00 PM (2y8mE)

4 I know how we can tell.....What's in his matzo ball recipe?

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2013 01:00 PM (X6akg)

5 On the upside? He can get shit wholesale.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:01 PM (wR+pz)

6 Joooooooos all the way down.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:01 PM (VtjlW)

7 Here a Joo, there a Joo, everywhere a Joo Joo!

Posted by: Muslim Bros at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (Aif/5)

8 Is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (0HooB)

9 It's been a while since the Egyptian had a jewish leader, they've done worse.

Posted by: Jean at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (CMlD4)

10 6 Joooooooos all the way down.

Actually its JOOOOOS on the backs of salamanders all the way down.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 01:03 PM (2y8mE)

11 10, dancing salamanders

Posted by: Jean at July 05, 2013 01:04 PM (CMlD4)

12
These are the exact same fools as in Libya, too.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:04 PM (vyPsz)

13 I may have been at his Bar Mitzva...but I'll have to check my notes

Posted by: Dr. Bao at July 05, 2013 01:05 PM (6RkVc)

14 Evil Jews stole my shower cap.

No wait, there it is.

Damn Jews.

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat at July 05, 2013 01:05 PM (SzAZ7)

15 Egypt is big on dry goods, cotton, and all that. It's a natural fit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer at July 05, 2013 01:05 PM (aDwsi)

16 Plus, the damn Jooooos said they would finish the pyramids in 50 years, but did they? Nooooooo.

Posted by: Egyptians at July 05, 2013 01:05 PM (6TB1Z)

17 I think that Egyptian guy was at my front door yesterday handing out copies of "The Watchtower".

Posted by: That SOB van Owen at July 05, 2013 01:06 PM (k8wpQ)

18 The reason Ace doesn't know his current location is because the JOOS!!!! have kidnapped him!!!

Posted by: Muslim Brotherhood at July 05, 2013 01:06 PM (Aif/5)

19 Only kosher salamanders have the ability to dance on the graves of mooselems.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 01:06 PM (2y8mE)

20 The original article claims his a seventh day adventist - which is a jewish sect?

Posted by: Jean at July 05, 2013 01:07 PM (CMlD4)

21 Let it go, guys. Trust me on this.

Posted by: Ramses II at July 05, 2013 01:07 PM (8ZskC)

22 This was originally intended as a response to Jones' post #34 in thread below but it fits pretty well here, too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HqIEtAhE7I

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 01:07 PM (VlXYw)

23 someone at the UK Guardian (article was on the Morsi overthrow) made this notable comment about Obama:

"when his lips move, it's not that he's lying, it is merely that he is as
close to telling the truth as he can under the circumstances "

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (bJm7W)

24 Hmmmm.... never heard of Jewish Leader in Egypt....

Posted by: Prince Moses at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (lZBBB)

25 So the MB has somebody with X-ray vision to see he's circumcised?

Posted by: McGregor at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (qo244)

26 Do all Egyptians always stand sideways, heads in profile, when you look at them?

Just wonderin'

Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (PH+2B)

27 Will the Egyptian military protect the Christians? That would piss Obama off.

Posted by: Jmel at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (BoDpj)

28 Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (0HooB)

Play baseball on the Sabbath?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (VtjlW)

29 Do all Egyptians always stand sideways, heads in profile, when you look at them?

And they really walk funny.

Posted by: pep at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (6TB1Z)

30 Can't I just enjoy my yacht? Those pesky Joooos!

Posted by: Jon Karry what seved in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (uLzrM)

31 So calling somone a Joooo in tha Arab world is the equivalent to calling someone a racist in America. Hmmm...would have never guessed that.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (jvd3N)

32 What a coincidence, the Jews are behind those protesting against me, too!

Posted by: Erdogan at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (9/bcB)

33 If the Jooos ran Egypt it would make a profit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (8ZskC)

34 The joooo rabbits are attacking my garden. I had to put netting around every bed. Hmmmm, I wonder if that would work on the southern border? Netting is cheaper than other forms of fencing. Oops, I forgot about the ravages of the sequester.

Posted by: angel with a sword at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (2y8mE)

35 The original article claims his a seventh day adventist - which is a jewish sect?

***

Jews, is there anything they can't do?

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 01:10 PM (VlXYw)

36 No wonder the Moose-limb sisterhood get along so well with the leftists. They have the same respect for truthfulness.

Posted by: maddogg at July 05, 2013 01:10 PM (OlN4e)

37
Do all Egyptians always stand sideways, heads in profile, when you look at them?

Just wonderin'

No, they just dance that way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:10 PM (0HooB)

38 We Jews do have an odd sort of memory: what Pharaoh and Haman did we remember, but what Democrats have done..? Huben fergessen..!

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:11 PM (bJm7W)

39 28 Is there anything they can't do?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (0HooB)

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Play baseball on the Sabbath?
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (VtjlW)

Praise Jesus?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:11 PM (GEICT)

40 Last call for Costco run. Got 50 gal mayo, 55 gal of vodka, anything else?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:12 PM (wR+pz)

41 Did you know that the Joos control the ketchup industry?

Posted by: Jon Karry what seved in Vietnam at July 05, 2013 01:12 PM (uLzrM)

42 Erdogan is trying the same thing in Turkey.

It was the jooos! Super serial, you guys....jooos!

Now that Egypt's military has demonstrated that yes, they have balls....I guarantee Erdogan is sweating through his silk pajamas.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 01:12 PM (0IhFx)

43 which is a jewish sect?

Sorta, kinda, but not really. I have a friend who's an Adventist. They observe some of the practices, but it would be incorrect to call them a Jewish sect per-se unless one wants to also claim Christianity as a "sect" of Judaism...which could be argued...I suppose.

They're a self-described variant of Christianity.

Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:12 PM (6RkVc)

44 Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:11 PM (bJm7W)

That was a long time ago, and at this point, what difference does it make?

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:13 PM (Cnqmv)

45 Gen Si Si? Yep, fucking joo.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:13 PM (wR+pz)

46
Muslim Brotherhood is the political wing of Al Qaeda.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:13 PM (LVtr+)

47
Lurch sailed on his boat from Nantucket
Seeking dog dick in order to suck it
Some ketchup, he found
Masked the taste of each hound
So from Teresa's heinz end he would pluck it

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:13 PM (8ZskC)

48 ~ tap tap tap tap tap ~

...yes, Hadji did the gig for the Muslim Brotherhood. Hadji was the warm up act for the time of Morsi to be made president. Hadji killed ... jews mostly ...

I keed. Hadji is a lover not a beheader.

What? This microphone? It is on? Yes?

And so ...

Hello! It is I, Hadji, the comic from Islam who is here to make you ha-ha. And, so, as Hadji has a flight to catch to Egypt ... Hadji is worried that his about his security deposit on his flat at Tahir Square ... and the plane is leaving soon.

How is the Muslim World like a Sail Yacht?
John Kerry cannot make either to go in the direction of his wishing.

The politics of the Middle East confuse many of my friends of the West. Hadji says over and over again that the problem is simple.

We Arabs like to be angry.

It is freaking hot ... the smell is like Corporal Klinger from M*A*S*H looks ... and the women shriek like the burqas of their bodies are caught in the hub of a moving tractor.

Riots are fun for us. Like public swimming pools in China or Japan.

So, Hadji leaves you with the joke so that Hadji can catch his plane:

What is the difference between the protests in Tahir Square and the Occupy Wall Street protests?

Arabs do not shit on police cars like non-halal animals.

Thank you thank you thank you

Remember to attempt the veal.
_

Posted by: Hadji the Muslim Comic at July 05, 2013 01:13 PM (19AvL)

49 Last call for Costco run. Got 50 gal mayo, 55 gal of vodka, anything else?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:12 PM (wR+pz)

**60" HD LCD Flat Panel.
...And a bag of Chex Mix.
Thanks

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (jvd3N)

50
39 28 Is there anything they can't do? Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:02 PM (0HooB) ----------- Play baseball on the Sabbath? Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:09 PM (VtjlW) Praise Jesus?

Eat a bacon cheeseburger?

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (GULKT)

51 Ludwig von Mises wrote that, if you listened to the nazis, you would have thought that the Jews invented half of western civilization.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (bJm7W)

52 And speaking of racist, sexist, homophobic morons . . . .

http://tinyurl.com/mqhw2wd

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (VlXYw)

53 This might actually be a case where it's a good idea for a politician to tweet a pic of his junk

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (/9IC1)

54 Aaaaaannnnddd Hadji ftw

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (GEICT)

55 Why won't the Jews leave my friends in Egypt and Turkey alone?

Posted by: BHO at July 05, 2013 01:15 PM (9/bcB)

56 You know how you get these eye-opening Muslim public opinion polls every once in a while? They'll reveal things like "40% of American Muslims would prefer Sharia law in America".

I remember one where they asked Muslims in the Middle East what percentage of Americans were Jewish. 80%. That was the answer! The real number is something like below 2%. 6 million out of 320 million people.

No wonder they think everything is done by the Jews. They don't even have a grasp of how many Jews are in the world.

What it must be like to have such a wildly inaccurate handle on easily verifiable facts, I can't imagine.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:15 PM (J79eW)

57 **60" HD LCD Flat Panel.
...And a bag of Chex Mix.
Thanks

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (jvd3N)

Samsung or Sony?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:15 PM (wR+pz)

58 The Jews put porn in my sock drawer. I swear, mom.

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat at July 05, 2013 01:16 PM (SzAZ7)

59 ah the warm bath of racism....hop right in Muslim Brotherhood...

"our buddies"...

thanks comrade soetoro

Posted by: sven10077@sven10077 at July 05, 2013 01:16 PM (LRFds)

60 Lurch has been confirmed in The Vinn-yadd. Let the regattas commence!

http://tinyurl.com/lsgw3ue

Posted by: kbdabear at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (/9IC1)

61 Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (Vgn84)

62 did they put your dick in the goat too?

Posted by: abdul al mountagoat's mom at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (8JJ6O)

63 The Muslim Brotherhood claimed in a post on its official website that Egypt's new interim president Adli Mansour is Jewish, The Washington Post reported on Friday. The article on IkhwanOnline was subsequently removed.

Posted by: Felix Frankfurter at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (e8kgV)

64 Son why do you have goat shit on your boxers?

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat's mom at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (wR+pz)

65 The original article claims his a seventh day adventist - which is a jewish sect?

Seventh-Day Adventists are a splinter group of the LDS church.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (J79eW)

66
Riots are fun for us. Like public swimming pools in China or Japan.

Funny because it's true.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:18 PM (xIzGn)

67 And speaking of racist, sexist, homophobic morons . . . .

http://tinyurl.com/mqhw2wd

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 01:14 PM (VlXYw)
**

Someone needs an attitude adjustment and some Soul Glow.

Posted by: Greek Homos at July 05, 2013 01:18 PM (jvd3N)

68 We can stop now. Because Hadji.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:19 PM (0HooB)

69 According to the Post, the article falsely stated that Mansour is considered to be a Seventh Day Adventist, which is a Jewish sect.

Posted by: Felix Frankfurter at July 05, 2013 01:19 PM (e8kgV)

70 say what you want, but I know some Seventh-Day Adventists and they all believe in Jesus. My orange cat is more Jewish.

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:19 PM (bJm7W)

71 "Suspicions were first raised when Mansour interrupted his morning prayer to urgently inquire about a rumored sale on smoked salmon at Al-Wegman's."

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:20 PM (ZshNr)

72 7th Day Adventist are Christians that believe in a strict following of the Old Testament.

They also have great missions and hospitals in Africa. If you are in trouble, go to one.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:21 PM (wR+pz)

73 I'm thinking about starting a bath salts franchise in Egypt. Any takers?

Posted by: King Midas of the Arab Spring at July 05, 2013 01:22 PM (G9Mmf)

74 Well, you Muslims haven't done a very good job in running that country. And when you get a bunch of Jews in control, deserts get turned into fertile land. Might be worth considering, don't you agree?

Posted by: NR Pax at July 05, 2013 01:23 PM (U+O64)

75 O/T

If you go to see 'The Lone Ranger' DO NOT stay through the credits... there is a nothing burger there...

After the first credits Tanto comes back on the screen... walking away... and that's all he does till the real fade out...

People in the theatre, including myself... stayed thinking there would be the usual Snark, or Lead In for the next movie... but.... don't waste your time.

Posted by: Romeo13 at July 05, 2013 01:23 PM (lZBBB)

76 Seventh-Day Adventists are a splinter group of the LDS church.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (J79eW)

Where did you hear that Bull Shit?

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:24 PM (wR+pz)

77
They also have great missions and hospitals in Africa. If you are in trouble, go to one.

They're also here. Adventist Health Systems took very good care of me a few years back.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:24 PM (0HooB)

78 Youguys do know that Muslims are circumcised too, right?

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 05, 2013 01:24 PM (CdQRQ)

79 muslim brotherhood: "say, i don't want to say jews are involved but... JEWS ARE INVOLVED!"

Posted by: hack at July 05, 2013 01:24 PM (piR98)

80 If you go to see 'The Lone Ranger' DO NOT stay through the credits... there is a nothing burger there...

SPOILER!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (8ZskC)

81 I wonder if the Jews could make a court run on time.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (Aif/5)

82 "Suspicions were first raised when Mansour interrupted his morning prayer to urgently inquire about a rumored sale on smoked salmon at Al-Wegman's."
Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:20 PM (ZshNr)

Siiiiiiiigggh. I miss Wegman's. I so do.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (VtjlW)

83 OK really off to Costco, BBL.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (wR+pz)

84 He who smelt it, the Joo dealt it!

Posted by: wooga at July 05, 2013 01:27 PM (6tSB3)

85 If you go to see 'The Lone Ranger' DO NOT stay through the credits... there is a nothing burger there...

Also, if you go to see "The Lone Ranger" be courteous to the other person in the theater.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 01:27 PM (SY2Kh)

86 You said "ride the goat into town"? I thought you said "Ride the goat in the town".

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat at July 05, 2013 01:27 PM (SzAZ7)

87 A Jew? Good to know! I'm drinking all weekend.

Posted by: Joe Biden at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (c4IyR)

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (HjPtV)

89 26 Do all Egyptians always stand sideways, heads in profile, when you look at them? Just wonderin'
Posted by: The littl shyning man at July 05, 2013 01:08 PM (PH+2B)

That is sooooo raaaaacist....you must be a Jooooo. because all Jooooos are raaaacist.

Thought I'd carry the 5 thing all the way though for like symmetry.

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (/7gW+)

90 OK really off to Costco, BBL.

Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (wR+pz)

**
CHEX MIX!!!!!!!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (jvd3N)

91 Siiiiiiiigggh. I miss Wegman's. I so do.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:25 PM (VtjlW)

A staple in NoVa and MD. Never been to one, but my BIL apparently viewed it as a major selling feature that there was one across from his town home.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:29 PM (GEICT)

92 Grocery store chain. Very good one. Mid Atlantic region? Maybe more range than that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:29 PM (ZshNr)

93 What is/was Wegman's?

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (HjPtV)

A grocery store. Though saying Wegmans is a grocery store is like saying Tiffany sells some jewelry.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:29 PM (VtjlW)

94 off topic, just happened to notice, apparently from USA Today:

But now most insurance plans are required to help obese patients try to
lose weight under President Obama's health care law. Exactly how they do
it is up to the individual plans. Screening and counseling for
obesity has to be covered with no patient cost-sharing (co-payments,
co-insurance or deductibles) by most insurers under the preventive
services benefit of the Affordable Care Act,
says Susan Pisano, a spokeswoman for America's Health Insurance Plans,
the national trade association for the health insurance industry.
Medicare already covers this service.

(fat people and tort lawyers all breath a sigh of relief)

Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:30 PM (bJm7W)

95 A staple in NoVa and MD. Never been to one, but my BIL apparently viewed it as a major selling feature that there was one across from his town home.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:29 PM (GEICT)

It's for teh womenz.

Never really understood the appeal.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:30 PM (X4HxX)

96 The appeal is in the meat department. And the beer selection. And the bakery area.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:31 PM (ZshNr)

97 It's for teh womenz.

Never really understood the appeal.
Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:30 PM (X4HxX)

Congratulations! You are now at the top of Today's List!

You shall receive your prize Soon.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:31 PM (VtjlW)

98 Mallfly, friends don't let friends cry "First!".

Posted by: Eaton Cox at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (q177U)

99
Where did you hear that Bull Shit?

From the Jooos that secretly run McDonalds. Duh.

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (0IhFx)

100 94 off topic, just happened to notice, apparently from USA Today: But now most insurance plans are required to help obese patients try to lose weight under President Obama's health care law.
Posted by: Mallfly at July 05, 2013 01:30 PM (bJm7W)

LA Fitness membership, covered...right?

Posted by: Guido - 'now with 75+% more hate!' at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (/7gW+)

101 OT - It is not the easiest thing in the world to smoke a cigar on a really windy day.

On the positive side....cigar. And the Jim Beam Devil's Cut is helping mask my annoyance.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (GEICT)

102 Bao is off his fucking rocker.

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (X4HxX)

103 bao is back and interupting

Posted by: abdul al mountagoat's mom at July 05, 2013 01:32 PM (8JJ6O)

104 Congratulations! You are now at the top of Today's List!

You shall receive your prize Soon.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:31 PM (VtjlW)

ooh! ooh! Is it a skittle-pooping unicorn?!?!

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:33 PM (X4HxX)

105 Thanks. A Walmart just opened and the local Lowes Foods suddenly started selling t-bones and ny strips as "Manager's Specials" for 4.99 a lb.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:33 PM (HjPtV)

106 Is there somewhere online that i can get a live feed of the Zimmerman farce?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:33 PM (GEICT)

107 Ok, so the ME is full of shit as well.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:33 PM (fWAjv)

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (Aif/5)

109 Vape, vape, vape. It's a beautiful day to be in the office.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (Vgn84)

110 now he is comparing trayvon's case to another case

and schooling everyone on the definition on "opinion"

Posted by: abdul al mountagoat's mom at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (8JJ6O)

111 BC,

legal insurrection

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (fWAjv)

112 Jews stole our math to use against us wholesale.

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (SzAZ7)

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (8JJ6O)

114 Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:30 PM (X4HxX)

Well, "my" Wegmans has a pretty fine beer and wine selection, and the vegetables always seem fresher than any other chain store in my area.

Typically, a Wegmans store floor area exceeds an acre.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (Cnqmv)

115 Dr. Bao: "....if you never change opinion, you can be called... mentally retarded..."

!?!

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (UypUQ)

116 if you don't change your opinion...you are retarded......oh boy

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:34 PM (8JJ6O)

117 BCochran, Legal Insurrection will have live streaming.

Posted by: buzzion at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (GULKT)

118 106 Is there somewhere online that i can get a live feed of the Zimmerman farce?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:33 PM (GEICT)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/k3tqjxf

Posted by: HoboJerky, Hash Hunter at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (X4HxX)

119 The Password is...."joooooo"

Posted by: Port Faud Password Game at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (jvd3N)

120 bao is trying to put the rumour of his "retardation" behind him

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (8JJ6O)

121 BCochran.....

http://tinyurl.com/kryoh2l

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (X6akg)

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (ZshNr)

123 If the Gyptians find out how much better Jews run a country, the MuzBros are in trouble.

Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (MMC8r)

124
who is moxiemom, Ace's new favorite?

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (BUcLz)

125 interrupting!!!!! he can't stop interrupting!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (8JJ6O)

126 120 bao is trying to put the rumour of his "retardation" behind him

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:35 PM (8JJ6O)

And failing miserably.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (fWAjv)

127 I bet supper at the Baos is a real treat.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (HjPtV)

128
*sigh*

I wish we had something like this what would make a candidate completely persona non grata.

I mean, socialist is a selling point now, FFS

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (3ZtZW)

129 So. The VA ABC has released the 911 call from the poor girl that they accosted and then arrested. Apparently one of the agents did, in fact, draw his gun, I mean unholster his weapon and someone else called 911 to report that someone drew a gun.

http://bit.ly/16bpESk

I'm going to repeat what I said before but it would be nice if the cops listened to the advice that the cops give to young women about how they aren't supposed to believe someone is a cop just because that person says so and that if there's any question about this, you call 911 and drive to a police station if you can.

That girl did exactly what you're supposed to do in that situation. I love how, yet again, the initial investigation found that what the agents did was just fine. I do believe they have a shining career with the Henderson, NV PD in front of them.

I'm still trying to figure out how you mistake LaCroix for a case of beer. I'm pretty sure the reasonable suspicion was group of sorority girls + carrying case of something = obvious underage purchase.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (VtjlW)

130 OT - It is not the easiest thing in the world to smoke a cigar on a really windy day.

On the positive side....cigar. And the Jim Beam Devil's Cut is helping mask my annoyance.

****

Cut, Jib....

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (jvd3N)

131 72 7th Day Adventist are Christians that believe in a strict following of the Old Testament.

They also have great missions and hospitals in Africa. If you are in trouble, go to one.
Posted by: Billy Bob, pseudo intellectal at July 05, 2013 01:21 PM (wR+pz)

A lot of the tribes in Kenya are majority SDAs, including the Luo--my tribe and SCOAMt's alleged tribe. It irritates me to no end when it is assumed that the Luo are Muslim just because his idiotic family is. The Luo are 90% Christian, mostly SDAs and Church of England.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (R6s86)

132 oh boy...he's having a meltdown!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (8JJ6O)

133
"The article on IkhwanOnline, according to the Post, posited that Mansours appointment was backed by Israel and the US as part of a plan to eventually install leading opposition figure and former IAEA chief Mohamed ElBardei as president."

This guy woulda sucked just as hard as Morsel.

Posted by: Not stoopid at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (i7B17)

134 But now most insurance plans are required to help obese patients try to lose weight under President Obama's health care law.>>

2 Birds one stone this could exclude the amnesty crap from what I'm told hoeing beans is a good workout.

Posted by: McGregor at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (qo244)

135 The 7th Day Adventists are not a Jewish sect. That's ridiculous:

http://www.adventist.org/beliefs/index.html

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (lILpY)

136 123If the Gyptians find out how much better Jews run a country, the MuzBros are in trouble.Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 01:36 PM (MMC8r) Not likely. Like all the other A-Rabs, their culture is based on hate and revenge.

Posted by: maddogg at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (OlN4e)

137 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (VtjlW)

I assume you've seen the story about the police violating the 3rd Amendment out in AZ?

The 3rd.

That takes effort and a special kind of skill.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)

138 being Sec of State is a critical 24/7 job

http://t.co/Y2nfHXKQ88

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 01:39 PM (8sCoq)

139 Sigh. The carrot cake is calling to me from the fridge. Whispering sweet nothings and telling me it has no carbs or sugar.

It's a darn good cake.

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 05, 2013 01:39 PM (SUKHu)

140 "OT - It is not the easiest thing in the world to smoke a cigar on a really windy day.
"

Pssst! Buy a Zippo.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:39 PM (HjPtV)

141 can someone post a link where one can watch the Zimmerman show trial on the innerneck?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (8sCoq)

142 Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:37 PM (VtjlW)

Makes me proud that we VA taxpayers will be picking up the tab for the lawsuit so that these police buffoons can skate.

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (Cnqmv)

143 Seventh-Day Adventists are a splinter group of the LDS church.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:17 PM (J79eW)

Where did you hear that Bull Shit?

I'm mostly being facetious, but Ellen G White was baptized LDS and some similarity has been noted between her visions and LDS Standard Works.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (2hTlI)

144 Pssst! Buy a Zippo.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:39 PM (HjPtV)

I did. And I got home and realized....no fluid.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (GEICT)

145 jones

legal insurrection has it

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (8JJ6O)

146 I agree with the MB, and hey, let's invade Israel.

Posted by: samantha power at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (l3RZ9)

147 I am well aware that the Seventh Day Adventist Church is actually a product of the Millerite Movement.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (A0glY)

148 I want Bao to sing 'Jingle Bells' while I eat a peking duck on Christmas Day.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (fWAjv)

149 Today fact, Tomorrow opinion.

Posted by: DR BAO at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (jvd3N)

150 oh boy!!!! now his opinion is going to help the defense!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (8JJ6O)

151 I assume you've seen the story about the police violating the 3rd Amendment out in AZ?

The 3rd.

That takes effort and a special kind of skill.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)

Oh yes, that's hard core commitment to fucking up. The 3A claim is a bit iffy but I don't blame the lawyer for including it.

I still can't believe that they didn't kill the dog.

I also love Insty's comment about how Our Betters do seem to have a new found appreciation for the Fifth Amendment.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (VtjlW)

152
>>Typically, a Wegmans store floor area exceeds an acre.

Just so. I'm from Wegger's hometown and the main one in Pittsford is amazing. Half the floor space is takeaway [Indian, Chinese, Sushi, Italian, fresh seafood, pizza, wings, homestyle, Latino, and 3 salad bars] and bakery, a chef school is upstairs, and a seperate restaurant attached, then a fine dining place across the street.

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (3ZtZW)

153
Well......wrap this case up in a bow...no dose radiation!

Posted by: Sticky Wicket at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (0IhFx)

154 What the fuck is the point of this testimony?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (GEICT)

155 My cubicle is a giant cloud of butterscotch.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (Vgn84)

156 So basically Bao's opinion on everything about the case has changed between the present and his deposition. And he didn't find it necessary to let anyone know.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (Aif/5)

157 Dr BAO consulted Mel Brooks???!!

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (jvd3N)

158 They don't have any idea how dumb they sound, looks like.

Posted by: rdbrewer at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (Iyg03)

159 Something very unusual at the Zimmerman trial according to Twitter. During a sidebar conference, the judge put a prosecutor under oath. I don't know the circumstances.

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (VlXYw)

160 Let's make Bao the face of immigration reform and kill the bill for good.

Posted by: somebody else, not me at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (29vnO)

161 151 I assume you've seen the story about the police violating the 3rd Amendment out in AZ?

The 3rd.

That takes effort and a special kind of skill.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:38 PM (GEICT)

You mean Nevada? Or is there another one?

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (R6s86)

162 Opinions are like assholes, every ME has one (or two, or maybe more)!

Facts? We don't need no steenkin' facts!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (Cnqmv)

163
This is boring.

Someone let me know when the Civil War talk commences.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:43 PM (vyPsz)

164 can someone post a link where one can watch the Zimmerman show trial on the innerneck?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (8sCoq)

--------------

http://tinyurl.com/kryoh2l

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 05, 2013 01:43 PM (UypUQ)

165 Kenya is like 80+% Christian.

Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:43 PM (6RkVc)

166 "One last chance, prosecutor, did you write that letter. You're under oath.". Not really, but I still want to know who wrote that thing.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (ZshNr)

167 Sigh. The carrot cake is calling to me from the fridge. Whispering sweet nothings and telling me it has no carbs or sugar.

It's a darn good cake.
Posted by: Mama AJ at July 05, 2013 01:39 PM (SUKHu)

Speaking of Wegmans, Wegmans carrot cake is food of the gods. I very nearly made dpud bring me down one when he came to visit a few weeks ago but sadly there was no way the frosting would have lasted during a 10 hour trip in the summer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (VtjlW)

168 THC? Is that like MSG or two from column B.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (jvd3N)

169 I did. And I got home and realized....no fluid.Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:40 PM (GEICT)..I have a whole can of fluid and about 10 Zippo's and I don't even smoke anymore. Never know when you might need a reliable light!

Posted by: Johnnyreb at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (6McTJ)

170 During a sidebar conference, the judge put a prosecutor under oath. I don't know the circumstances.

I'M OUT OF ORDER!!

YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!!

THIS WHOLE DAMN COURT IS OUT OF ORDER!!!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Bao, Oscar Contender at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (MMC8r)

171 lol...now he's letting out the prosecution being uncomfortable with the toxicology report!!!!!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (8JJ6O)

172 165 wouldn't know it from Obama

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (3ZtZW)

173 Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:43 PM (vyPsz)

CROSSBOWS! Eleventy!!!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (Cnqmv)

174 too bad the jury isn't in there

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (8JJ6O)

175 Yeah, military history thread! Please!

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (HjPtV)

176 You mean Nevada? Or is there another one?
Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (R6s86)

It might have been NV

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:45 PM (GEICT)

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:45 PM (8JJ6O)

178 oh boy!!!! now his opinion is going to help the defense!!!
Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:41 PM (8JJ6O)

I am reasonably confident that the only prosecution witness who did not help the defense was the cell phone store guy who said yep those are the cell phone records.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:45 PM (VtjlW)

179 167 Wegger's will ship, I'm pretty sure

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (3ZtZW)

180 When a thread dies the Jews killed it.

Posted by: Abdul al Mountagoat at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (SzAZ7)

181 Oh yeah, the ready-to-eat food is the main selling point. Whenever we shop there ( when we're in DC, usually) we shop for regular grocery stuff and then always grab that night's meal already made. Great quality, freshness, blah, blah, but you really notice it.

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (ZshNr)

182
I'm still trying to figure out how you mistake LaCroix for a case of beer. I'm pretty sure the reasonable suspicion was group of sorority girls + carrying case of something = obvious underage purchase.

I drink LaCroix on occasion. Once, I got pulled over by a Fed Forrester after fishing because I had one in a coozee. He told me he pulled me over because he thought I had a beer whilst driving.

I let him smell it, chuckled, and said, "You must be new here." He checked my cooler for fish (which was empty as I C and R) and sheepishly let me go about my way.

But yeah, those cops need to be at least out of a job.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy, who did not vote for this shit at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (0HooB)

183 now he's letting out the prosecution being uncomfortable with the toxicology report!

Bao's or Martins? Bao is wasted for sure...

Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (6RkVc)

184 Trying to get a discovery violation

Posted by: UWP at July 05, 2013 01:46 PM (r98SZ)

185 I'm still trying to figure out how you mistake LaCroix for a case of
beer. I'm pretty sure the reasonable suspicion was group of sorority
girls + carrying case of something = obvious underage purchase.>>

It sound's like the "Buck" fever that causes deer hunters to shoot does with a buck only license. I think it's also called overly aggressive dumbass that has ultimate power.

Posted by: McGregor at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (qo244)

186 165 Kenya is like 80+% Christian.
Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:43 PM (6RkVc)

Yes, but there are some twenty plus tribes there and some ignoramuses have been saying that the Luo tribe are Arabs and therefore Muslim because of you-know-who.

I even been called an apologists for Islam for trying to correct that BS.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (eo/+2)

187 I fucking hate this judge

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (fWAjv)

188 Yeah, it's NV. They've done such a good job on 1A, 2A, 4A, 5A, 10A - you had to know they were coming back for 3A at some point.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (Vgn84)

189 defense? is that your chinaman?
(channeling 16 candles)

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (8JJ6O)

190 >Yeah, military history thread! Please!

easy!

Resolved: on open ground with evenly-matched armored forces, Patton would have kicked Zhukov's ass

discuss

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 01:48 PM (8sCoq)

191 Link to carrot cake recipe. Worth all the work. (Well, I don't like coconut, so I skip that.)

http://tinyurl.com/lryasg9

Posted by: Mama AJ at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (SUKHu)

192
(channeling 16 candles)

Dong? What happened to my auto-mo-beel?

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (3ZtZW)

193 187 I fucking hate this judge

I'd like someone to get Lance Ito liquored up and see what he has to say about her.

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (Vgn84)

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (fWAjv)

195 172 165 wouldn't know it from Obama
Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:44 PM (3ZtZW)

One family stupid enough to convert to Islam does not an entire tribe or country make.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (eo/+2)

196 The beginnings of what became the Seventh Day Adventists predate the LDS by several decades.

They started out with some pretty strange beliefs mostly apocryphal but have made considerable changes since then. I don't accept all that they teach, though I understand the foundation for some of their doctrines. Today's SDA is not your grandfather's SDA.

I had considerable dealings with one pastor and his staff about a year ago concerning renting their church for our church's use on Sundays. the church was amenable to working with and supporting evangelicals and charismatics. YMMV, I now consider them to be an offshoot of traditional Christianity.

Posted by: Michael the Hobbit, but you can call me Michael at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (7cS5n)

197 Yes, but there are some twenty plus tribes there and some ignoramuses have been saying that the Luo tribe are Arabs and therefore Muslim because of you-know-who.

I even been called an apologists for Islam for trying to correct that BS.
Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:47 PM (eo/+2)

Wait, what? How does that even follow? Idiot: That tribe is Muslim! You: Um, no, they aren't. Idiot: WHY DO YOU LOVE ISLAM?

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (VtjlW)

198 192
(channeling 16 candles)

Dong? What happened to my auto-mo-beel?

oh sexxxxxxxyyyyyyy girllllllllllllfriend!

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (8JJ6O)

199 176 You mean Nevada? Or is there another one?
Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:42 PM (R6s86)

It might have been NV
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:45 PM (GEICT)

Henderson.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (eo/+2)

200 195 baldi yep, I know.

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (3ZtZW)

201 "There could be no effect or there could be some effect."

Fucking hell.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (GEICT)

202 So they still can't ask about the toxicology reports even though the ME now says that the THC in his blood could have had a mental effect on Martin.

Posted by: Adam at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (Aif/5)

203 McGregor, what happens if you do that? I mean if the hunter doesn't just walk away and say nothing. Is there a procedure for an "honest mistake" hunter who contacts Fish and Game when they shoot a does with a buck license? Small fine or major jeopardy?

Posted by: Lincolntf at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (ZshNr)

204 Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterf*ck of a malignant traitor.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (/PCJa)

205 "There could be no effect or there could be some effect."

Fucking hell.
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:50 PM (GEICT)

Bao may or may not be huffing glue on the stand.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (VtjlW)

206 Burn it down.
Scatter the stones.
Salt the earth where it stood.

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (/PCJa)

207 Wait, what? How does that even follow?

Once through the Obama looking glass, you gotta suspend all reason and logic.

Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (6RkVc)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (8ZskC)

209 So let me get this straight....if Trayvon was hyped up on PCP, the judge would not allow that toxicology info?

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (X6akg)

210 Wait, what? How does that even follow? Idiot: That tribe is Muslim! You: Um, no, they aren't. Idiot: WHY DO YOU LOVE ISLAM?
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:49 PM (VtjlW)

Heh.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (eo/+2)

211 Judge Orca at the Zimmerman trial is possibly the Ugliest Fat Woman Alive

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (omBWL)

212 Since when in the history of the world, has weed made someone more aggressive?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (GEICT)

213 and also a stupid, incompetent clown

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (omBWL)

214 I will neither confirm nor deny that there could be some effect.

Posted by: Bao at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (QehQP)

215 Okay, so where are we on the Bao testimony?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (/PCJa)

216 Bao may or may not be huffing glue on the stand.
Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:51 PM (VtjlW)

He makes the witnesses from the OJ trial look reliable.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (GEICT)

217 Resolved: on open ground with evenly-matched armored forces, Patton would have kicked Zhukov's ass

OK, if the armor has M-26s as the main battle tanks + the 9th TAF.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (HjPtV)

218 reverse-able Error, baby. This bitch-cow is covering herself in sh*t

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (omBWL)

219 211 Judge Orca at the Zimmerman trial is possibly the Ugliest Fat Woman Alive
Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (omBWL)

That teacher union rep in Chicago has her beat.

Posted by: baldilocks at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (eo/+2)

220 Oh, I'm so sorry. I thought you my new - new-style American attorney friend.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (fWAjv)

221 Since when in the history of the world, has weed made someone more aggressive?
Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (GEICT)

I vaguely recall an Olympic medalist in snow boarding (of course) who tested positive for weed and my first thought was dude it's not like that's performance enhancing.

I also recall the defense was it was contact high because Canadian weed is just that awesome or some such.

Posted by: alexthechick - Commence drinking now. at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (VtjlW)

222 ME can't speak English.

English, motherf*cker--do you speak it??????????????????????

There are no Americans available for the job they gave this dope?

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:54 PM (omBWL)

223 Just to speed this trial along, from here on out just take it for granted that every defense objection will be overruled and every defense motion will be denied. Are we clear? Now let's get on with the show.

Posted by: Judge Nelson at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (Fz2C7)

224 no! he's not retarded! grandpa

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (8JJ6O)

225 Looks like the Z trial is humming right along. Been lurking for a couple of hours. My take: WTF?

Posted by: Soona at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (Z0WhG)

226 Wait, what? How does that even follow? Idiot: That tribe is Muslim! You: Um, no, they aren't. Idiot: WHY DO YOU LOVE ISLAM?

I've seen that argument by another form.

Them: Hitler killed 10 million Jews.

Me: Wasn't that 6 million Jews?

Them: Why are you defending Hitler?

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (QehQP)

227 It's for teh womenz.

Never really understood the appeal.

ProTip: The women

Posted by: Jean at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (CMlD4)

228
This place would be way better if we I could post funny pics in our my comments.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:55 PM (KwX0v)

229 So they still can't ask about the toxicology reports even though the ME now says that the THC in his blood could have had a mental effect on Martin.

I've been saying this a lot lately, but:

Wait. What?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (/PCJa)

230 215 Okay, so where are we on the Bao testimony?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:53 PM (/PCJa)

St. Trayvon is a special version of Schrodingers kitty.

Posted by: RWC at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (fWAjv)

231 Murabak was a Jew or not a Jew when he was overthrown with the help of the MB? I can't remember.

Posted by: polynikes at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (3aj5/)

232 McGregor, what happens if you do that?>>

I don't know what the penalty is if caught. The stories I've heard always conclude with immediate butchering or walking away.

Posted by: McGregor at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (qo244)

233 93 What is/was Wegman's?

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 01:28 PM (HjPtV)

A grocery store. Though saying Wegmans is a grocery store is like saying Tiffany sells some jewelry.

True dat. They've won their industry'e "best grocery store chain" something like 5 years running.

I literally counted down the days till our local Wegmans opened about 10 years ago.

It was held up by union violence. Wegmans refused to cave to the union thugs and provide no-show jobs, so the union thugs poured tar over freshly laid Italian marble floors, beat the shit out of the construction workers, etc. etc. Bunch of the union thugs ended up in Federal prison.

When it finally opened, I let out a cheer, and I've been a regular ever since.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (7ObY1)

234 This trial is driving me batshit.

All of this is absurd and a farce.

The only issue that matters is was Ziimmerman "reasonably in fear for his life or of great bodily harm?"

If the answer is yes, then that is a bar to prosecution in FL. Not an affirmative defense. Bar. To. Prosecution.

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (GEICT)

235 So let me get this straight....if Trayvon was hyped up on PCP, the judge would not allow that toxicology info?

Posted by: Tami at July 05, 2013 01:52 PM (X6akg)

My take is that because GZ didn't have a tox report available to use in considering his options in trying to stay alive, the jury shouldn't have the advantage of seeing the tox report either!

Posted by: Hrothgar at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (Cnqmv)

236
Right now I want to post that gif of the big fat woman in the audience with the "O'Rly" owl popping out of her crotch.

Posted by: soothsayer, now with 20% less ruth at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (GcwH1)

Posted by: Dr. Bao at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (MMC8r)

238 Wait. What?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:56 PM (/PCJa)

reverse-able error, man. If you had a blog, you could explore it In Depth

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (omBWL)

239 Well summon the locusts then.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (SkyIE)

240 Since when in the history of the world, has weed made someone more aggressive?

If you're a naturally aggressive person, and it removes inhibitions you revert to norm

I know for a fact that it fucks with your ability to assess situations and risk objectively. BTDT. Survived.

Posted by: Purp at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (6RkVc)

241
>>>then always grab that night's meal already made. Great quality, freshness, blah, blah, but you really notice it.

Part of the Wegger's business model is linking up to local farmers and pooling resources that way. It helps control costs and gives them room to experiment with different crops. When they went regional, all the stores started trading internally, so NYS apples go to DC on their dime, etc.

They've also volunteered in case of epidemics or other emergencies that require it, to handle logistics for food, meds, and materials in the areas they're located in if the event is straining local responders. Good eggs, those guys.

Posted by: Bigby's Game Mod Playin' Hands at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (3ZtZW)

242 You know everyone in this trial has gone total outer limits.

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 01:57 PM (8JJ6O)

243 GZ is fortunate this is a trial by jury. This POS Judge would have stretched his neck during pretrial hearings if she had the chance.

Even the leftyish lawyer they added to the Zimmerman feed at LI is stunned by the State in this case.

Posted by: H Badger at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (n/0Nw)

244 ...the union thugs poured tar over freshly laid Italian marble floors...

Gah, that sucks.

Posted by: bonhomme at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (2hTlI)

245 So, wait - Zhukov fucked Patton's dog?

Posted by: akula_51 at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (Vgn84)

246 "I have no experience about that stuff. I have no facts......."

Chinese ME who don' speak no English

"I never read that protocol"

Posted by: Wally in Walla Walla at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (omBWL)

247 Since when in the history of the world, has weed made someone more aggressive?>>

When you are between them and the Cheetos?

Posted by: McGregor at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (qo244)

248 this ME is not a sterling witness by any measure

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (8sCoq)

249 Yes, but there are some twenty plus tribes there and some ignoramuses
have been saying that the Luo tribe are Arabs and therefore Muslim
because of you-know-who.

What gets me are the very obvious non-Arabs who claim to be Arab because they're Muslim. Somalia is a good example.

Do they not own mirrors? Have they never actually seen an Arab? They're as Arab as Elizabeth Warren is Native American.

I understand the motivation- Islam holds Arabs at the top of the Islamic totem pole above all other races. But still... reality.

Posted by: Hollowpoint at July 05, 2013 01:58 PM (SY2Kh)

250 Did he just call him "Trevor" Martin?

Posted by: BCochran1981 - Credible Hulk at July 05, 2013 01:59 PM (GEICT)

251 My take is that because GZ didn't have a tox report available to use in considering his options in trying to stay alive, the jury shouldn't have the advantage of seeing the tox report either!

But wasn't GZ's quote to the 911 operator something along the lines of "There's a kid out here who looks like he's up to no good, or high or something...?"

Wouldn't him being, you know, high be germane to (yet again) proving that the evidence lines up with GZ's version of events?

Posted by: AllenG (Dedicated Tenther) at July 05, 2013 01:59 PM (/PCJa)

252 Since when in the history of the world, has weed made someone more aggressive?

What if it just made Tray-Tray Sugartits more paranoid about creepy-ass crackas?

Posted by: zsasz at July 05, 2013 01:59 PM (MMC8r)

253

Hmmm, lots of angst on this thread. Perhaps everyone needs to mellow again, sort of new-Age-of-Aquarius style (and somewhat safe):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fJbmRN_YFi0

Posted by: Arbalest at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (FlRtG)

254 Wegmans $6.00 and $8.00 dinners are absolutely delicious, healthy and beat the living daylights out of any comparably-priced meals you would get at a fast-food joint.

My local Wegmans is in the same plaza as my gym, so after hitting the gym, I hit Wegmans for a cheap, delicious and nutritious dinner.

And their famous subs are out of this world. Great pizza, great sushi, great everything.

They fucking rock.

Posted by: BlueStateRebel at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (7ObY1)

255 "This POS Judge would have stretched his neck during pretrial hearings if she had the chance."

If Zimmerman is acquitted, her political/judiciary ambitions fly out the courtroom door.

Posted by: mrp at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (HjPtV)

256
Wouldn't him being, you know, high be germane to (yet again) proving that the evidence lines up with GZ's version of events?

Shut up! Racist!

Posted by: The Honorable Judge Nelson at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (Aif/5)

257
Murabak was a Jew or not a Jew when he was overthrown with the help of the MB? I can't remember.

***

Back when Sadat was killed, my know-it-all neighbor was holding forth on what a good man Sadat was and told us he wqas a "Good Christian man."

Posted by: WalrusRex at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (VlXYw)

258 what DOES this ME remember?

Posted by: Jones in CO at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (8sCoq)

259 now he's morphed into sgt schultz

Posted by: phoenixgirl @phxazgrl at July 05, 2013 02:00 PM (8JJ6O)

260 reverse-able error, man. If you had a blog, you could explore it In Depth

I could if I knew what it meant. I'm guessing

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